The letters C, D and O.

HELLO. TODAY, WE ARE GOING TO LEARN ABOUT THE DIFFERENT ACRONYMS WHICH CAN BE MADE WITH THE LETTERS C, D AND O AND WHAT EACH ACRONYM MEANS. YEAHHH.

*the amount of enthu in that line reminds me of how yesterday when the indian woman was talking about entrepreneurship and asking whether we were excited or not, I was the only one who said 'Yeah!'*

COME ON, GIRLS. THIS IS GONNA BE A VERY FUN LESSON WITH LOTS OF FUN, OKAY? UNLESS OF COURSE, YOU'D RATHER PLAY 'SNAP' AND NOT LISTEN BUT NO, YOU'LL NOT DO THAT, WILL YOU?

NOW, THERE ARE SIX POSSIBILITIES:

COD, CDO, DCO, DOC, OCD, ODC

LET'S GO THROUGH THEM ONE BY ONE.

COD. THIS ONE MEANS 'COFFEE OF THE DAY' (THOUGH THE MORE COMMONLY USED VERSION IS 'COLLEGE OF DRUGS'). HOWEVER, TAKE NOTE THAT IF YOU ARE NOT IN A FUNKY MOOD OR YOU'RE PRETTY DEPRESSED 'COS I DID NOT COME TO SCHOOL, YOU MAY WANT TO REFER 'COD' AS THAT POPULAR FOOD FISH.

CDO. THIS ONE MEANS 'CARE DOPES ORGANISATION'. THIS IS AN ORGANISATION OF DOPES WHO CARE. LIKE HOW CARE BEARS ARE BEARS WHO CARE.

DCO. THIS STANDS FOR 'DAMAGED CAN OPENER'. THIS IS SELF-EXPLANATORY.

DOC. THIS IS AN ACRONYM FOR 'DOCTOR'. TAKE NOTE THAT THIS CAN ONLY BE USED IF YOU'RE FEELING LIKE SOME B-BOY OR B-GIRL. AND YOU CAN'T USE IT IF YOU ARE WEARING OFFICE PANTS. LET ME GIVE YOU AN EXAMPLE OF THE CORRECT USAGE: "Yo yo yo, wassup, doc?" YES. THAT IS THE WAY. SOMETHING LIKE "A very good morning, doc. My name is Mr Seah and I think I have mucopolysacchariduria coupled with postnatal depression, doc." IS VERY INAPPROPRIATE. AGAIN, THE MORE MODERN USAGE IS 'DRUG OF CHOICE'.

OCD. THIS MEANS 'OBSENCE CAT OF THE DAY'. THE FIRST CAT YOU SEE POUNCING ON SOMETHING (EVEN IF IT IS ITS OWN TAIL) IS REFERRED TO THE OCD. TWILIGHT FANS, THOUGH, REFER THIS ACRONYM TO 'OBSESSIVE CULLEN DISORDER'.

ODC. THIS STANDS FOR 'OUTRAGEOUSLY DECENT CONGRESSMAN'. SOMETHING WHICH BILL CLINTON CAN NEVER BE.

OKAY OKAYY THAT'S IT FOR NOW SOOO CLASS DISMISSED YEAHHH.

~sudesna. i did my homework.``