NG Kids Story

From March 2007 issue. It was on my table, okay!

Today was the weirdest day ever! On the way to my friend Sudesna's house, I saw the most amazing pink cloud. I was so busy staring at it that I jumped into a fat orange Evil Ferry Goddude standing next to a pot of corned beef hash. I yelled, "WTFONDUE!" but he seemed quite chuffed to see me. He handed me a five bazillion-leaf deadly nightshade and said it would bring me good luck. Then he disappeared into a tree trunk. I potatoed to my friend's house and told her the story. But she just talked so hard she fell off a sofa. To prove I was telling the truth, I dared her to try to beat me at ping pong. I instantly scored more points than Ronald Susilo ever has! But she still didn't believe me. Then we went to 7-11 at the mall. I was about to buy a Britney Spears action figure when I saw an infinity-dollar bill on the floor. I used it to buy a lifetime supply of Meiji chocolate. As I paid, an irritating voice shouted over the loudspeaker: "You are our bestest customer, and you have just won a new washing machine!" Finally Sudesna believed my story and asked to see the deadly nightshade. I reached in my box to find it, but it was gone! It must have fallen out while I was jumping up and down after I won the washing machine. My luck had just run out!

~Sayu.

Man I am suay.