Adapted Song

Most of the lyrics are retained but heck, I care. The part in brackets are like, the background part, you know?

Shut Up and Constipate
(Sing to the tune of 'Shut Up and Sleep With Me')

Shut up

and constipate

Come on why don't you constipate

Shut up 

and constipate

Come on uh huh and constipate(repeat 4X.)

I love your butt-muscles

Not so much I like your bowels

In fact you're the boring type

Pretend not being of my kind

You keep on talking of some laxative I don't know

When will you shut up and when will we go (SHIT)

You were young, you're free,

Why don't you constipate with me?(repeat 1X)

Shut up

and constipate

Come on why don't you constipate (your bowels suck)

Shut up 

and constipate

Come on uh huh and constipate(repeat 2X)

Don't you listen to those old conventions (eww laxatives)

No try to suppress your real intentions (constipate!)

You're open minded, at least that's what you keep on sayin' (uh huh)

Don't be afraid of doing what you're not best at (I’ll help ya)

Shut up 

Shut up 

Shut up 

Shut up 

Shut up 

Shut up 

Shut up 

Shut up...up...up

Shut up

and constipate

Come on why don't you constipate

Shut up 

and constipate

Come on uh huh and constipate(repeat 2X)

Shut up...

Shut up

and constipate

Come on why don't you constipate

Shut up 

and constipate

Come on uh huh and constipate(repeat 6X, fade out.)